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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:04
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
No go.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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